Tyke Toons 5

Tyke Toons 5 is here.
A little bit shorter than the others, this is likely the final of the series.
67 pages.
https://www.createspace.com/3663996



Proverbs for a Modern Society

https://www.createspace.com/3616584    
A book of proverbs about 25 pages long.  Similar to the proverbs of King Solomon in their attempt to find wisdom.     

Decrees of the Orthodox

This is now available.  This is a 70 some page book of decrees that I personally think are given from high above to keep us orthodox in our footing. This is not just for orthodox jews, but for any person who wants to be proper in his total way of life.  That said, I quit at 70 some pages as it became tedious to write and interpret.  But this is it,  Decrees of the Orthodox.  And I titled it as a physician with my M.D. as it involved alot of diagnostic work from the listening I had to do to learn what these decrees are.  There are probably about 800 or so decrees in its pages, all very simple and most will be funny in their capacity as well.  Hope someone enjoys this book.



https://www.createspace.com/3604388        

More Psalms

More Psalms.  A book of psalms much like those in the Jewish Bible. 

57 Psalms Total.

Includes my own version of a 23rd Psalm that was not published online.

All psalms are published (except number 23) on the blog site www.prisonmarker.blogspot.com

https://www.createspace.com/3616607

   

Tyke Toons 4

Tyke Toons 4 is here!

https://www.createspace.com/3602182



Note on Books

I do not at the present time view any of my books that are written on createspace as my interest for my future prosperity financially. I plan to give 20% of all monies derived here with to charity of some sorts in the future. I am happy to do this as I feel that this is not my job in life to write those books, just my honor. Thanks.

I do not yet know if this will be the charity of choice for the duration that these books are available, but today I am thinking that the donations will be given to the American Cancer Society.    Thanks.

Dinner Conversations Book 2 and 3

https://www.createspace.com/3591926  Book 2

https://www.createspace.com/3591928  Book 3 

Dinner Conversations Book 1

 https://www.createspace.com/3575586 \

 A collection of computer generated paintings.   Here is an example:

Tyke Toons 3

https://www.createspace.com/3589936



Book three in the series that lampoons the "usual" and discusses the "unusual". 

Test of Faith or Test of Deadly Evil Laughter

To any person who reads this note:  Be advised I have been a mental health patient.  That may not seem remarkable, but remember, if you read my books you will be inside the mind of a lunatic.  That said, I must say that I dare you or any person to pick up a book that I have written and read it to yourself or anyone else. 
It is my challenge to you to put down your pretensions and consider that a mentally well mind does in fact exist in place of whatever mind was in the hospital years ago.  I do not write if I am psychotic and nothing psychotic sticks.  Try reading Mein Kamph.  You wont remember a penny of the eyes that are in your head when you draw a line in the sand and stand in Hitler's trust.   So do you get me?  I'm a medical doctor with a history of mental health disability.  That is not lunacy.  That is trouble.  And from troubled souls come dreams of life.  Thats my impression; so with that pick up a book and sample my evil laughter for the rest of your years.  muhahahahahahaha.

The Tree Forest of the Tree God, Second Book

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Book 2 of the Tree Forest series.  I wrote it in 2 parts so that if you really hate it, you didn't need the second book.  Right?  No just kidding. I wanted 2 books to exist so 2 books do indeed exist on this one.  62 pages and the exciting more interesting conclusion of the Tree Forest of the Tree God books.  

Tyke Toons 2

https://www.createspace.com/3579957



Book 2 of the Tyke Toons Collection.  See book one for description of contents.

104 pages of the same stories. 

The Tree Forest of the Tree God

https://www.createspace.com/3580238

A tree's eye view of the Jewish and non Jewish world we do live in today



This is a really cool book.  If you are Jewish you might really like it. If you are not jewish it makes sense but don't be confused or angered if I may not be so nice in the presentation of the gentile equivalent in the forest.  That said, I love all of my non Jewish friends so its really just written to be a literature endeavor.

It is a short 56 page book that describes a kingdom of trees and plants which a "tree g-d" makes possible.  It is as if a Creator existed that wanted to make a kingdom of trees rather than our real kingdom of human beings.  So give it a read.  A lot of my personal religious philosophy which really is I feel true Orthodox Torah Judaism explained in a different and maybe simpler format.  There is alot of allusions to the human world and if you like trees, this book is for you.

Tyke Toons

https://www.createspace.com/3578065



This is it.  What I think will be my first hit.  Its 130 pages of stories of a children's nature though this is clearly not a book only for kids. I think that a child might want to be about 12 before he or she reads this one.

It is basically based on real people I have known and the lessons or impressions I have seen from my experiences with those people.  I expect about 6 books in this series I think.  So far today in early April, I have three to be published and there is a 4th that I am beginning to write.  So read it all and enjoy.  All of the names and stories have essentially been changed to protect the innocent.  If they are not that innocent you may indeed figure out who these people are.   They are people in my personal life as well as public figures whom I may lampoon or enliven.  Thanks. 

Aspirations

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My poetry book!   It is 112 pages long and I hope it is a good read for anyone intersted.  All of the poems were posted in December and January to http://www.sirwaltersbackgammontable.blogspot.com/. I did not include every poem so if you like these and want to see more, visit this site especially during those 2 months.

That said, I hope its a fun read.  It will not be obvious what each poem is trying to describe or mean. But they are simple poems and none is longer than about a small page that is 5.06 by 7.8 in size.



The Amazing Adventures of Freedom

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This may still be a work in progress.  This is 38 pages long and it is essentially free writing and a good spoonful of wit and witticism.  Don't worry, its not pink liberal permissive gobbelty gook. Its actually quite a mood elevating spiritual experience that I hope someone someday will give a read.

Note however: I have not yet decided if I am completely done with this books content and call this current print the unabridged version.  I may in fact give it a rewriting and add a number of new chapters.  That might not be for many years though so dont hesitate to get this fun book.  It might be fun to read on the airplane or wherever you want to get a laugh and read what might seem to be gobblety-gook but really is skilled poetic prose.  Thanks.

Sayings Against Heresy

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This is the second book with Heresy as a topic.  It is 122 pages long and carries much the same theme as Heresy and Good Fortune.  The contents of this book actually however represent a good deal of twittering that I did from say March 2000 to maybe as late as October 2000.  It was alot of fun. I say Baruch Hashem as well as Chas V'Shalom alot.  I wrote it to have fun and make my twitterings public and easily accessible.  I have also deleted some content from the original twitters that just did not seem too kosher.  It woudl have been well over 200 pages if that was the case.  I did not delete all of those original twitterings so if you want to see its real inception, check me out on twitter under the name @Jewishphysician.  Its mostly there though I still deleted a few that really were not to my liking. 

Heresy and Good Fortune

https://www.createspace.com/3486927



This is my first book.  It started at 37 pages but I shortened it and it is 24 pages of written humor and quasi-religious banter and wisdom.  That said if you are one of the lucky 2-3 people with an original copy that you did order on amazon.com, keep it.   It might be a rich investment.  I do not even know if i still have the entire original file of the first 37 pages as I think I revised it and deleted some content that really was not too Kosher by my own thoughts.   So give it a good read.  Its funny and I say Baruch Hashem alot. 

New blog: Brenner's Books

Hi readers,
I just decided to start a new blog here.
I have just sent my 8th book to the presses and I hope that perhaps a 9th will be ready in a short while. I had no idea that I might someday write a book, but in the last six months or less, I have now to report that I will soon have 8.  So rather than blogging each individually, I thought I'd make a full blog to all of them.  Who knows, I'm a relatively young fellow and maybe I'll make a career or a good effort in doing more.  Thanks.